Who wouldn't want to work with Uncle Tom? You are more than qualified for the "syco" position. Apply now!

What’s your origin story? What key moment marked the beginning of your hero’s journey? When did you discover your powers?

Hi, if you're looking for an agreeable diversity hire, then I'm the perfect assistant for Uncle Tom.

My resume displays a high level of assimilation, white gazing, and "mainstream" appeal. Hire me!

All those years of incarceration and injections had no impact on his resurrection and this insurrection...

Another late night, in front of my bright laptop screen. Type it, delete. Type it, delete. That line wasn’t bad; delete. It’s that time...